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Things Are Happening (Pre-Olympic Edition) — August 2, 2016

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A. Qualification Schedules

Olympic qualification is sort of like the NCAA regionals of our time, so as I do annually for regionals, I have put together rotation-by-rotation schedules for the various subdivisions throughout the day. NBC will have apparatus-specific live streams, and we know the kind of trouble that can cause. We’ll need to be prepared with which feeds to focus on at which times. I’m worried for the non-NCAA fans. I fear they are wholly unprepared for handling the rigors of 6-screen gymnastics.

Men

Women

B. Hong Un TTY

At every international competition dating back to the 2008 Olympics, Hong has submitted the TTY for valuation to get everyone excited before proceeding not to compete it. She seems to be a step closer this time around, though, as we actually have video evidence of an attempt.

Well, we have video evidence of her executing a pairs figure skating throw masquerading as a TTY, at least. We’ll see how this translates when she doesn’t have a coach hurling her into the air. But still…

C. Russia, Keeping It Interesting

You might see “four days before the Olympics,” but Russia sees a “four days before the Olympics”-pportunity.

The latest news from the Russian camp is that Nikita #2, Nikita Ignatyev, has been subbed out for Ivan Stretovich.

When asked for an explanation of the decision, Valentina Rodionenko said, “Dance, monkeys! Dance! [clapclapclap].” Stretovich was on the worlds team last year, doing PH, PB, and HB in qualification and PH in the team final. So basically, he’s here to do the non-Abliazin events.

For the women, we’re still waiting to hear about Paseka’s status. She’s either fine or dead. We might find out soon. Or not.

D. Rachel Slocum to Florida

In fascinating NCAA news, Florida now has some scholarship flexibility post-Ernst and pre-Baumann and has used that flexibility to complete the transfer of Eastern Michigan standout and rising junior Rachel Slocum. Someone’s moving on up in the world. Slocum finished with a 9.875 RQS on vault last year for her handspring front pike 1/2, along with a 9.855 on floor.

There has been a ton of upheaval in the EMU program this summer after last season’s success. It seems everyone wants a piece. The coaches departed for Arizona State, and now the team’s top vault and floor gymnast is off to Florida. Can Eastern Michigan keep it up next season, or have their bones been picked clean by other schools?

Slocum will be in contention for both the vault and floor lineups at Florida since there are only three sure returners on those events, Baker, Boren, and McMurtry (and McMurtry’s floor is always going to be a sometimes thing). The rest of the spots are open to be won, and having a strong 10.0 vault helps her case, especially if EBES (Elite Bone Explosion Syndrome) afflicts some of the other team members. Floor will be harder with Boyce coming back, and then Hundley, and Gowey, and Chant, but she’ll be in the mix.

E. Pro Laurie

Florida is all over the news today as it seems that an unheralded shrinking violet named Laurie Hernandez, slated to enter for the 2019 season, has decided to surprise no one and “allegedly” go pro because of course she is. I never like it when people go pro because NCAAAAAAAAAAAA, but she was made for it. She’s one of the few where you’re like, “yeah…duh…you should.”

The Laurie Hernandez page on Sheryl Shade’s site was later removed. Because THAT WASN’T THE PLAN. Still.

BUT WHAT WILL FLORIDA DO NOW? They’re just left with a 2019 roster that will include Foberg, Johnson-Scharpf, Baumann, Bradley, Key, Hundley, Gowey, Chant, Dagen, and Boren. I mean, it’s basically trash.

F. Olympic Rosters

In roster land, Lee Eun-Ju has replaced the injured Lee Go-Im for South Korea, and Nicolas Cordoba of Argentina replaced Gustavo Simoes of Protugal, but everything else is going to plan. For now. Except Russia things.

G. MEN’S OLYMPIC PODIUM TRAINING IS TOMORROW

But like…TOMORROW.

That is all.

 

5 thoughts on “Things Are Happening (Pre-Olympic Edition) — August 2, 2016”

  1. Bless you and your NCAA style schedule breakdown for qualifications. BLESS. YOU. In mass hysteria news, there is now also speculation that Bailie Key may be abandoning the Florida sinking ship (see: she went on a wild Alabama following spree on Twitter, they ditched her BFF for life.) With that comes rumors that SJS may defer to try for the 2020 Olympics (although, who knows, because that’s four years away, so hahahahahahaha). Which would leave Florida with the sad nothing lineup of Foberg, Baumann (presuming they can rebuild her elbow), Bradley, Hundley, Gowey, Chant, Dagen, and Boren. So basically NOTHING. Allow the speculation of Foberg de-commit to commence. Ah, the Olympics, wherein nothing so interesting happens as NCAA madness.

  2. if Hong were to actually attempt her TTY, what would that make her SV?

  3. Hong needs it to challenge for gold tbh. I really hope she does it tho, that would be amazing. I’ve been waiting for so long!

  4. I don’t see Hong actually trying the TTY. The video is deceptive. As Spencer hilariously wrote above, it is a figure skating pairs throw disguised as a TTY. Her coach HURLED her into the air. Since she can’t get enough height off the horse on her own, I’d hate to see her try it and get injured. With Paseka injured. Hong has a real shot at a medal. If she falls on the TTY or doesn’t get it around and gets downgraded PLUS a fall, or worse injured, she may be out of the medals.

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