Things Are Happening – February 22, 2019

A. Li Li Leung

The big news of the week was the appointment (finally) of Li Li Leung as the new president and CEO of USA Gymnastics, a shocking upset of the supposed front-runner for the position, a cheesecloth full of spiders. Leung was herself an elite gymnast, competed at Michigan, and most recently worked for the NBA in a vice president position.

My baseline approach here is that we don’t really know anything yet. She seems…fine? She doesn’t have any immediate social media red flags, so that beats Bono, and she doesn’t seem like if someone tried to make a robot inspired by your mom’s book group and then spilled grape soda all over it right before the unveiling, so that beats Perry. Our standards are not that high, so she’s already the leader.

That means, at least, that we’ve reached the “let’s wait and see how she does” phase, which we never got to with Bono because she was too horrible to begin with. That said, “clean slate, fresh start, let’s support her” is farther than I’m willing to go. Surprise, surprise. The initial concerns raised by Manly and co. about her marketing background, while taken to the rhetorical extreme, are valid. We’ve been burned too many times, and anyone who takes control of this garbage barge must be subject to more criticism and vigilance than simply “new person with a clean slate” might otherwise allow.

That’s because, if we’re being honest, “continued bad” is the most likely outcome here. The entire USOC and NGB system is probably too fundamentally toxic for any simple USAG CEO hire to do anything to change, even if that person seems perfectly fine and professional as Leung does. That’s cynical, yes, but a year from now, I’m probably writing this post with the A. heading “Everything’s still terrible.”

So to me, trying to put on a slightly more charitable hat, I’ll go with measured skepticism. Wariness until proven otherwise. Leung might forge a positive direction, but as the representative of USAG, she has so much work to do to reverse our base assumption that everything USAG touches turns to garbage. She gets a chance to do that, but she has to do it. Then actual support can come. Continue reading Things Are Happening – February 22, 2019

NCAA Week 8 Preview

Full schedule and links

Marquee Meets

[2] UCLA @ [4] Utah
Saturday, 1:30pm MT, Pac-12 Network

Is this the most aggressive rivalry in NCAA now? I think it might be, at least as far as the internet is concerned. And of course, as we all know, arguments on the internet are always real and important and matter, so…

In somewhat more happening-in-real-life affairs—although is this real life?—the last time UCLA visited Utah, we were treated to the melodrama of the century. And I don’t mean Peng getting 9.825 for this beam routine. But also yes I do because I’m still cackling about it.

Really, I am referring to my most-favorite thing of all time, Flipping-Off-Gate 2017, which I certainly haven’t forgotten because lame drama about giving the finger is the kind of petty 90s middle school nonsense I’m all about. It thrills me to no end. Other sports are like, “Welp, someone got murdered in the parking lot again,” meanwhile college gymnastics is just one big episode of 7th Heaven. Specifically, this episode of 7th Heaven.

Also, how was that white feces even a show? And why did I watch it for, like, multiple seasons? Can we discuss that for 28 hours and do nothing else?

I really need Jessica Biel to come in and trash the gym after the UCLA/Utah meet.

Nice throw, basketball scholarship.

Anyway the meet. What were we talking about? Gymnastics? Who would ever? I’m eager to see these two teams in the same arena because while UCLA has been the stronger squad this year, having these two in front of the same judging panel at a Utah-favored venue should even things out a little bit and give us a closer contest than the half-point RQS advantage UCLA currently enjoys. I certainly don’t expect either team to run away with this one, and Utah in particular needs to keep this close to stem the narrative that it’s a three-team race this season.

The argument from teams like Utah and LSU this year has been that insane scoring for Oklahoma, UCLA, and Florida has created an artificially large ranking margin for those three teams that isn’t based on the actual gymnastics performed or scores earned, but more on judging bias. This meet is a significant test of that theory. If UCLA claims this one by a clear and healthy margin, even away at Utah, then that’s probably what we’re going to see for the rest of the year, even in postseason. Continue reading NCAA Week 8 Preview

NCAA Week 8 – Schedule and Links

Friday, February 22 Scores Stream
6:00 ET/3:00 PT – Southern Connecticut v. West Chester
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – [7] Georgia @ [3] Florida LINK SECN
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – [9] Alabama @ [13] Kentucky LINK SEC+
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – Big Five ([15] Nebraska, [24] Penn State, Iowa, Maryland, Michigan State) LINK FLO
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – New Hampshire @ North Carolina LINK ACC+
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – West Virginia, Ball State @ Pittsburgh LINK ACC+
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – Western Michigan, William & Mary @ NC State LINK ACC+
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – Bowling Green @ Central Michigan LINK CMU($)
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – Kent State, Eastern Michigan, Towson @ George Washington LINK FREE
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – Bridgeport, Ursinus @ Temple LINK
7:30 ET/4:30 PT – UW-Stout @ UW-La Crosse LC($)
8:00 ET/5:00 PT – Hamline @ Gustavus Adolphus LINK FREE
8:30 ET/5:30 PT – [5] LSU @ [21] Arkansas LINK SECN
9:00 ET/6:00 PT – [12] Oregon State @ [20] Arizona State LINK FREE
9:00 ET/6:00 PT – [17] BYU @ Southern Utah LINK FREE
9:00 ET/6:00 PT – Alaska @ Utah State LINK FREE
10:00 ET/7:00 PT – San Jose State @ UC Davis LINK FREE
10:00 ET/7:00 PT – Sacramento State @ Seattle Pacific LINK FREE
Saturday, February 23 Scores Stream
3:30 ET/12:30 PT – [2] UCLA @ [4] Utah LINK P12N
5:00 ET/2:00 PT – [18] Washington @ [15] Cal LINK P12N
7:00 ET/4:00 PT – Big Five @ Toledo, OH ([8] Michigan, [14] Minnesota, [22] Ohio State, Illinois Rutgers) LINK FLO
Sunday, February 24 Scores Stream
11:00 ET/8:00 PT – Springfield @ Cortland
1:00 ET/10:00 PT – NC State, George Washington @ Kent State LINK FREE
1:00 ET/10:00 PT – Yale, Brown, Cornell @ Penn LINK ESPN+
1:00 ET/10:00 PT – Illinois State, SEMO @ Ball State LINK
1:00 ET/10:00 PT – Northern Illinois @ UIC LINK FREE
2:00 ET/11:00 PT – [1] Oklahoma @ West Virginia LINK FREE
2:00 ET/11:00 PT – Centenary @ Lindenwood LINK FREE
3:00 ET/12:00 PT – [11] Auburn @ TWU LINK FREE
3:00 ET/12:00 PT – UW-Oshkosh, UW-Eau Claire @ UW-Whitewater LINK FREE
3:00 ET/12:00 PT – Brockport, Rhode Island @ Ithaca FREE
4:00 ET/1:00 PT – [10] Boise State, Iowa State @ [6] Denver LINK
6:00 ET/3:00 PT – [25] Arizona @ [23] Stanford LINK FREE

Links will continue to be added as they become available.

This year, the Big Ten is doing things a little differently with its Big Five meets. Instead of being held the week before the conference championship at two separate host schools, they will be held this weekend, at a single neutral venue, in two sessions over two days.

Note that #19 Missouri does not compete this weekend, particularly for your fantasy gym needs.


Meets marked SECN will be broadcast live on TV on the SEC Network and can also be streamed online at the link provided for those who have a log-in from a TV provider subscription—U-Verse, Spectrum, DirecTV, Dish, Xfinity, Verizon, Sling, Hulu, or YouTube TV.

Meets marked SEC+ or ACC+ may be streamed on WatchESPN for those who have a log-in from a TV provider subscription—U-Verse, Spectrum, DirecTV, Dish, Xfinity, Verizon, Sling, Hulu, or YouTube TV.

Meets marked P12N will be broadcast live on TV on the Pac-12 Network and can also be streamed online at the link provided for those who have a log-in from a participating TV provider subscription. A number of providers have dropped the Pac-12 Networks recently, including U-Verse, so make sure you still have access even if you did in the past. The Pac-12 Network also provides an international subscription option for those outside the US.

Meets marked FLO may be streamed through a paid subscription to FloGymnastics ($30/month).

Meets marked BTN+ may be streamed through a paid subscription to BTN+ ($15/month) or through FloGymnastics ($30/month).

Meets marked BTN will be broadcast live on TV on the Big Ten Network and can also be streamed online at the link provided for those who have a log-in from a participating TV provider subscription that carries BTN.

Meets marked [School]$ are streamed through school-specific services and require a subscription to that school’s web streaming, which you probably aren’t going to pay for.

Meets marked ESPN3 may be streamed on WatchESPN for those who have a log-in from a participating internet service provider, which is most of them.

Meets marked ESPN+ may be streamed through a paid subscription to the ESPN+ streaming service ($5/month).

Meets marked FREE are free at the link provided.