The Balance Beam Situation

Because gymnastics is a comedy, not a drama

1999 Reese’s Cup GIF-Cap

This extended Brady Bunch parody will really connect with the youths.


“What…do I do…with my face?” – Chris Waller, 1999


Because if I were to compare any gymnast to Alice from The Brady Bunch, it would be Blaine Wilson.


This is the peak of masculine hotness” – Me, 1999


Sweet


Amanda: Our team name is Arizona All-American A’s
Amy: I’m from California
Amanda: Our team name is Arizona All-American A’s
Amy: …
Amanda: …
Amy: What does the A stand for?
Amanda: …
Amy: …
Amanda: …Asian.


The hat keeps this from being a coming out


Gymnastics invented Mya


“Sorry to this man” – Mya


I mean, I no longer have any questions at this point.

Robot poop routine? Sure.


Timmy.

Timothy.

THIS IS WHY I AM THE WAY I AM.


No comment


“This fan is some bullshit” – Amy Chow, 1999


WHOOOOOO IS THAT GIRL I SEEEEE
STARING STRAIGHT
BACK AT MEEEEEEE

Brb singing along to Amy Chow’s Mulan beam routine for 6 days


Sean Young is racist.


Mmm hmmm.


Mmmmmm hmmmmmm.


White privilege


“My first laptop is a suitcase. And I brought a fax machine to college.”

The children of today must learn about the struggles of previous generations.



Rings


Search no further for Marz’s floor routine!


Create one sentence that fully encapsulates your youth:

Kim Zmeskal is in a pink and black leotard doing an Armageddon-themed beam routine to “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing.”



But of course he did.

Dearest noble lady Kim, one day mine hairstyle and thine hairstyle shall be as one.


The trio doesn’t get how Full Metal Jacket relates to gymnastics. My dudes, she was a KAROLYI gymnast.


This part is called Martha.


Al is currently confused by the concept of a website, on the internet, where one expresses thoughts.


So, this is not tonally consistent with the meet


Historically accurate opening credits to every Nickelodeon sitcom.


Hey, what if Peng Peng Lee got your job


So…

Full Metal Jacket = Too Dark
Sophie’s Choice = Cool, Fun Comedy “Show” with “Numbers”


This just got nominated for a GLAAD Award.


Kim: Kim, would you do me the honor…
Kim: YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES


OK none of the ninja turtles’ bandanas were that color, so (1/234)



For all future blackmail reasons.


JEANS



Sweet camera, Ames

Saving this thing for posterity is a definite must.


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