This week…
Bri Slonim walked like a gymnast
While Shaylah Scott saluted an obstacle course
LSU went out in sarcophagus-chic
And Alabama raided that tomb for all its treasure
Sarah Finnegan sued Bobbleheads Unlimited for defamation
I checked out the judges score sheets from Friday
And wondered if there are any rules in this house
Isis Lowery stuck so hard they couldn’t get it out
A mascot ruined this girl’s life forever
Rachel Baumann broke Kathy Johnson with a single leg
LSU, Alabama, and Michigan congratulated Minnesota on moving ahead of them
We think Washington beat UCLA
But the Pac-12 Network is still trying to confirm the math
Nicki Shapiro proved that an artist’s work…
…must evolve with the times
And Gracie Kramer showed what happens to people who don’t give her 10s
