This week…
Nia Dennis’s floor routine went viral
Maddie Karr forgot she wasn’t on the beam anymore
Cristal Isa would rather go down with the ship than give up that stick
Lexi Graber invented the stagstand on bars
Too bad Kathy Johnson already held the patent
I blame the bars
Eh, most of those pieces are extras
Trinity Thomas moved into first place in the AA rankings
Washington became UCLA so gradually no one even noticed
So Cal had to become Oklahoma
We willed Maggie Nichols back from injury for a 39.825
And Oklahoma has gone 198.4 at its last two home meets
Michigan’s two highest scores ever have come in the last two weeks
We’re on pace for the most 10s since 2004
And now senior nights are coming
Meanwhile, Waller is just doing it for the GIFs at this point