At the American Cup…
Ellie celebrated not dying on vault
Morgan finished naming the Olympic team early
Jennifer Gadirova stepped onto your favorites list like
No seriously, she’s a treasure
Kayla DiCello stayed on all the things…
…stealing Grace McCallum’s national team role like
So Morgan taught her that on Wednesdays, we put our hands on our hips
Well, someone’s got to show her the ropes
Meanwhile, the bars partied like it’s 1977 all over Lorette Charpy’s life
So Zhang Jin was like, “Me had a bars malfunction too?”
And we were like…
Sarah Voss went, “I also think…me had a bars malfunction?”
And Diana Varinska said, “No I’m just Ukrainian”
And Oleg was like “OH TWINNSSSSS”
Then taught everyone the Ukrainian Shuffle
Sam realized for a second he was hitting at the American Cup
Terry asked Tim and Nastia if they want to coordinate outfits
Andrea asked Tom what exactly he…does in this job?
Mostly, American Cup was gonna American Cup
ALL over the place
EVERYWHERE
Daiki even got an F in Jackets
You guyysssss…
Giorgia Villa triumphantly made it to the competition
So life was like…
Because, first and foremost, we don’t deserve nice things
