- Don’t touch your face
2. Remind your loser teammates not to touch their faces
3. Acknowledge others as little as possible
4. And make sure they respect social distancing
5. Yell at them if they don’t
6. Or hang up on them
7. And be a diva as needed
8. Only walk through hallways alone and dramatically
9. Be sure to distance yourself from contaminated items
10. Stay in self-isolation
11. And maintain a clear circle of space around your statue
12. Make fun of those people who buy all the toilet paper
13. Keep your tongue to yourself
14. And don’t run your disgusting little finger along your plaques
15. You know your Red Square beam routine can wait
16. The current situation may suck, but make the most of it
17. Because some dance moves are better performed alone
18. I know it’s tough out there with no meets
19. And super annoying all the time
20. But we’ll get through it together
