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This week…
American democracy was like
And this is just normal behavior now
But it was easier and more fun to gymnastics
So we did this instead
Griffin James forgot to salute
And the judges were like
Florida and Oklahoma are separated by just .050
Marissa Oakley may have seen a COVID
Maile O’Keefe showed there’s always a place for a mask
While everyone else was like, “This is where mask go.”
And adhered to the official NCAA gymnastics COVID procedures
Meanwhile this is a 10 I guess
Because the Pattys were like
Emily Gaskins may have tried to kick the beam while falling, and same
Most people couldn’t watch Oklahoma’s season debut
But apparently they’re going to eff you up. In a murder way.
And then there was Trinity
