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This week...
Nola Matthews grabbed all her valuables during a wolf turn
Jordan Chiles got a 57
The Russians came to steal Sunisa’s bars secretttssss
OH NO THE SECRET IS OUT
Vault became fencing
Laurie Hernandez was like, “Hi dumps, this is floor.”
Whittenburg could have sworn he left a Pbar there somewhere
New meaning was lent to “going over the wrong way”
Konnor McClain’s beam layout
Nedoroscik fulfilled his acro requirement on pommel horse
2-4-6-8, Who Do We Appreciate: Concentric circles
Two hands: only something ugly people catch with
Candle mounts remained fartbuckles
The men’s program is still keeping the national team a secret
Nastia gave her turtleneck a red triangle
Meanwhile NCAA gym realized it’s been a messy drag show since 1997

