It’s been a long year, and we need a little lie-down
Because we’re all hitting a wall
Except Marz, who is more than ever
The rest of us are melting into a soft ooze
Yuckyyyyyy
So I fully support running away from beam
And also bars
Russia’s like, “That’s adorbs, but let me show you how bars disaster is done”
And NCAA gym’s like, “Akshwually, we invented terror”
And Russia’s like, “Cool, call me when a damn snow leopard gives you the ‘tude”
Our only hope at this is point is a Tabitha Yim energy rejuvenation
Or just cancan yourself back onto the beam
And then turn it over to the children, who have the sense to save us all
I’ve truly never felt more seen
Anyway, you can take the boy out of the Reese’s International Gymnastics Cup, but you can’t take the Reese’s International Gymnastics Cup out of the boy
