This week...
Regionals got scary
Iowa was like, “A 197 will be enough to make Saturday…”
And the judges gave Kentucky and Arizona State the business
So in the end LSU got 49.525 on beam
And the top 8 teams all made nationals
Temple made regionals, got to Utah, then pulled out with COVID
NC State had to compete three days in a row
Cristal Isa remained a true classic
Emi Watterson arrived to the ball at beam o’clock
(And then the parttttty startttttted)
They finally called Gabriela at Starbucks
Worley invented the not-OOB stag celebration
And Magee had to get a look at Georgia’s weird floor lines too
Meanwhile, men’s gymnastics wondered how to get attention
And Evan Manivong was like, “Here. Now I’m more famous than Sam Mikulak”
How can anyone not love Cristal Isa?
She’s a natural smile emoji 😀. Gotta love her
Cristal Isa is pure joy. So much fun to root for her.
Who is Sam Mikulak?
This annoying male gymnast that always fucks up Worlds.
And yet, not even ONE US MAG has stepped up an said, “see your way out, b*tch, I’m taking your spot” much less a whole team of gymnasts…