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2022 got started like
And everyone was on High Alert Lookout for meet cancellations
But then Michigan went all “I woke up like this”
And Suni kicked off her college career
Still, everyone else was feeling a little
And that was even before Morgan Hurd had ACL surgery
Meanwhile, the floor was a mud trick
So feet became fully optional
Georgia opened the season a little…
And Greg Marsden went on Twitter like
So then Suzanne Yoculan went on Facebook like
And we were all like
Oh look, Oklahoma got back-to-back 10s on vault
In a proper stag jump, one should also be doing the antlers
While a proper college salute is done mid-hug, after Sarah reminds you
And really, who’s to say it wasn’t choreography
Also, Nellie Kim is going to start judging NCAA
