Outside the gym, things have been going a little
Chris Waller’s job security was all
Then UCLA’s AD made a statement
And Jay Clark spoke to the media
So Marz Frazier said, OK then…
Meanwhile, the beat went on
The gymnasts pulled it back
Minnesota and Michigan said everyone who isn’t us should be 9.4
And we got a live look at gymnastics trying to be treated like a real sport
Georgia fell five times in a row on beam
But then Rachel Baumann got a 10
Lauren Pearl put her left foot in and shook it all about
This elephant made us rethink our stance on big game hunting
The Auburn boys lost to Andrea Maldonado
But also to this girl
Meanwhile, we all enjoyed the quad meet coverage out of Arizona
And if you just tell everyone the routine theme is malfunctioning robot Coco Chanel, it’s a 10
