This week…
High fives were not a victimless crime
And even squat-ons hated squat-ons
I think Jordan was…happy?
But then fell asleep in the back seat and had to be carried in
34 routines got at least one 10.000
And I was SHOCKED to discover some scores were not based strictly on performance
This Brinks Truck meant business
There weren’t enough judges in Kentucky, but we figured it out
And this grip bowed in the presence of greatness
So vault was like, I’m sorry your grip cheated on you, have this
And I, for one, got the full picture
Auburn’s floor music went out three times
Tired: stick crown. Wired: stick upside-down and backwards tiara
UCLA actually got a good score
And Waller gave a post-meet interview
Beware Bearhilda! She hides in the closets of children who miss conditioning
What are you saying about? This is my normal routine
And a live look at me remembering to unload the dishwasher
