The boa said not today
The hardest skill was walking
And we learned the truest salute is getting your leo caught in your hair
In other news, Suni joined the Yurchenkos Are For Sad Millennials club
And the judges went
Mats provided very much good help
While this one nearly declared war on Canada
But at least that was the only thing that went wrong for UCLA
This bird was like WERK QUEEN THROW SOME PREY OUT
The Huskies weren’t risking any of those pesky high five injuries
And Abby Paulson set the record for shortest floor
In awesome coverage developments, we all got to enjoy Metroplex
The Big 5 was delayed for an hour because the beam broke
But I have a lead on the culprit
And USA Gymnastics unveiled its new $100 FloSAG subscription service called Flip Now
Now, BRING ME MY VAULTING SLIPPERS
Hannah Scharf’s leap combination exhibited lovely jacket extension and full sleeve
The gymnast must show choreography on a sideward plane
And the kingdom can indeed have two queens
