It all became too much
Cable dude has been disqualified
The number of 10.000s passed the 40 mark for the first time since 2004
And this girl finally had the guts to say it out loud
SportsCenter called this a Nabehviyah toe touch move
And we were all like
We watched NBC’s coverage of Winter Cup
There’s definitely going to be a routine nex….nope
Meanwhile, someone tripping in every floor rotation is the new Gator chomp
Michigan was competing in week 3-vault-falls-and-a-10.000
This is also how I answer the door
Frazier allllmost invented the Pakvershoot
The wolves, they attacked
So sometimes it’s best left unwolfed
A new Netflix limited series: Cristal Isa Tries to Save It
2.3.1.k: The gymnast must refrain from feasting on leotard until the closing banquet
Anyway, I’m outta here
