The judges threw up a real stinker
With nine 10.0s on Friday alone, they officially entered their punk phase
Wait, how easy was it to get a 9.9 for a Yurchenko 1.5?
We were taught how to look away quickly to maintain plausible deniability
How to react totally naturally to hitting any skill
And that the 1992 Olympics is always a role model
Payton Richards demonstrated the new principle of salute amplitude (–> up to 0.3)
Hailey Davis showed how to become feathers in combination
Paulson (D): College stick with counter 1/2 turn backwards in flight
Michigan moved ahead of Florida in the rankings
While Oklahoma followed last week’s 198.425 with a 198.225
And Utah’s 5th-best score of all time was only the 3rd-best score of the day
9.875?
In other news, Bart Deurloo retired, so we have to play through that
Maryland got a 10 on Simon Says Bars
Mya Hooten made every other gymnast look like she fell
And I can’t wait for Metroplex next weekend with no video accountability

