This week…
So um in Florida
Someone gave this a perfect score
And two people gave this a perfect score
So we were like
And Trinity was like, “??????Uh….”
And the entire relevance of this as a sport was like
I mean who is even judging the meets?
But you know the real problem is that there’s too much complaining about scores
Elsewhere, Suni must only ever do interviews next to basketballies
And she asked him to do a floor leap for no deductions in college
We got the latest updates from Metroplex
And searched for footage of the first rotation of ASU @ UCLA
But it’s OK we received a very relevant replacement segment instead
Bev got canceled by ESPN
Haleigh Bryant better watch out for her spot in the lineup
We found the beam witch, but she’s immune to kicks
And it was another win for O-U-Radish-O
OK NIGHT NIGHT
