This week…
The theme was no feet, just vibes
Well maybe one foot, one vibe
Or maybe no vibes, 9 ghosts
I swear she saw one
JaFree checked to see if this was one of those dismounts the judges watched or nah
Lean-anne sold the landings
And there was solid constructive criticism
We switched over to NQS and Oklahoma was like
While Kentucky set a program record and fell in the rankings
Payton, how’s beam?
Payton, how’s floor?
Payton, how’s…rainbows?
Auburn rested Suni on two events
And UCLA said thanks for the ranking
Stanford thrusted toward its first regular-season 197 in 7 years
Arkansas was on track for a program record before a 47.075 on beam
KJ Johnson celebrated beating Florida so hard she broke her foot
And Utah was like, “It’s fine. We’re fine. It’s fine.”
WAIT THEY’RE SISTERS????
We looked at Pac-12 scoring like
And had to cool down because senior nights are just around the corner
So settle in
