This week…
The celebration was the hardest part
So if Padurariu ends up in concussion protocols…
I guess we just put some tape on it and pretend it’s fixed?
Meanwhile, it wasn’t a regular Winter Cup, it was a Jokes Winter Cup
But also a regular Winter Cup
Where all falls are just opportunities for kicks
White people honored Black History Month the only way we know: Interrupting at a crucial part just to nod
Japan said, you’re welcome again for figuring out the beam code
And Blakely went through the five stages of out of bounds: Shock, Oops, Eyeroll, Cover, and Smile
We checked out the Pac-12 Network offices immediately after the meet
Which is why this delightful little moment
Looks like
In Arizona, Wonder Woman found a dead spot in the floor
And Commissioner Borden got right on the case
I blame the German headwitches
For they have harnessed the power of the wind
The strength of the ground
And even matter itself
Their only known weakness is college salute
Anyway, 278 meets down…
