This week…
Jordan called the Vault 10 Hotline to find out what happened to her order
And Maile submitted a Well Obviously That Didn’t Count inquiry
Oregon State ended the conference schedule by deforesting Utah
Which ensured a four-way tie for Pac-12 champion again
And also a consolation forest for Stanford
Haleigh Bryant said 10, and the judges said
While Cal got the highest college beam score in 20 years
And this was, like, a light weekend
It was another banner day for trying to see gymnastics
Because I’ve always said the best way to watch floor is beam
We were introduced to the very special mid-routine floor replay
And, hey, you can’t talk about the crazy bars scores if you can’t SEE the crazy bars scores
Meanwhile, TWU got the Florida fans to pay $10.60 to watch the meet and then said lights outtttt
Which honestly
Also most of the beam rotation was iPad
We all know it doesn’t count as a fall if one heel stays on the beam
Penn State secured the last locked regionals spot heading to the final counting meet
Leaving five teams fighting it out for three spots
And needing a hit on the last day
