Society: You must give your kids space to grow
Moms: **lean exactly 4 cm to the right**
The GymNasties were suddenly the…AcroBaddies
Which was giving
Maryland said Pride is not a slogan, it’s an ensemble
Jay deeply misunderstood what they meant by “cupping therapy”
And Bailey Bunn didn’t trip a single laser in the bank vault
Meanwhile, 7 teams headed to Tennessee like
And the judges were like
They all scored program records at the same time
And the top teams were like, UM
Finish position now includes deductions for tongue presentation
And excessive use of upside down
Find someone who looks at your double pike like
TFW everyone’s heading to lunch but you’re the Emerald Countess of the North
Jim Watson announced that he wanted to be a furry
And we were like
0.05 amplitude — 0.05 lack of relevé — lovely layout position — 0.10 lack of personal style
Annnnnd…got her!
