The split-o-meter trolled Ciena so hard
Maybe that’s why the beam range was all
Meanwhile, Aleah nailed the role of Scandalized Gym Mom from Facebook
While also starring in this 1st grade play about a balanced breakfast
But CMU said, no you’re gonna need a bigger fork
Leanne is out with a hyperextended right earring
And Stanford demonstrated how every gymnast must get around when not actively tumbling
Checking in with the Metroplex broadcast department
And then the live scores didn’t work either, and we were like
Sporadic twitter updatessssssssss!
Rule #1: Never let your backup dancer outshine you
If you don’t have time to wink, then it’s not a stick
I found it in the college code
Which confronted us with the farce that we’re just happily giving 10s to this
But we’ve got to take OOB down to the last millimeter to be sure
And then consult the iPad
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO BE PRECISE
When we worried that UCLA’s bars might go to pieces without Emma, we didn’t mean literally
Yeah, Bart’s belly beat skills were world class
Also the floor is poison, bye
