Hugs are the hardest combo pass
My accidents are more vertical than your tries
LET’S FIND A GAY!
Anyway, off to type up the individual qualifier names for the regionals announcement
Special congratulations to Molly Adams and Karina Monoz
The best part was when they did the individuals wrong and had to add three more qualifiers the next day because the…
The confetti saw Michigan State’s draw and ran?
So yeah, Oklahoma set an NCAA record of 198.950
I’m fine
We were like, “You’re the favorite to win” and Cal was like
Don’t be suspicious, don’t be suspicious
Stepping into the shower and then noticing a daddy long-legs
But it’s too creepy so you just kind of lean around it
And never stray into its territory
Do we…not need extra underwear during UCLA’s bars anymore?
Oh my god I JUST laid down what do you want
From now on, if you need me, I’ll be in the curtain
