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It’s 2025! And the season got underway with an
As we went searching for live streams of the biggest meets
Anyway, apparently Oklahoma has the rankings lead
Mostly, it was a week for the “winning with 3 beam falls boogie”
Ballard was like, it’s because the chalk didn’t taste right
AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT
Suzanne judged the Georgia preview where Cecile didn’t even wear hot pink stilettos
Ana Barbosu committed to Stanford and I want her to wear the bronze medal to the UCLA meet
Also the judges are subject to a review panel now
But half of them were like
But then the ones in Oceanside were like
And the teams went
So that will be a terrifying adventure-comedy this season
Also the bars fell over during podium training
So anyway…welcome to the calamity?

