Secondary butt bounce had a huge week
With head-first battering ram not far behind
Alright, bring in the TORPEEEDDDDDDOOOOO
Allow me, my dance element is actually kneeling down and whipping all y’all
Wait, did the intensity of the Sprouts quad remind you of a national championship?
What do you think about beating LSU?
And where was this tighter judging I was promised?
It’s called vomitography, and we’re all doing it. Crowning yourself is over.
As are two hands. One-handed Ray, or get out of my sight.
I’m sorry everyone is so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I stuck.
Anyway, Josc Roberson made the bars lineup
And the commentator said Selena Harris was a “nudist Gator”
You just won 1982 nationals, how do you feel?
“10??? I had to be coached by Elvira Saadi. I deserve a 50.”
-0.05, additional shimmies during tongue extension
Round-off to DONE
If you don’t have at least 10 cuts in your music, you’re not college
And we’ve just got to work on Janelle’s LA hands

