“Hi, your head is a toilet“
“Bev said to……stab myself in the heart?“
Eye of newt, and tongue of fool
Wool of bat, and heel of McCool
Tangled is the hair that wears the crown
Meanwhile, the Boise State Broncos faced the Georgia Simones
And it was chill
In the news, Umme Salim-Beasley got suspended after an inappropriate relationship with the AD
And Yul Moldauer got suspended for whereabouts violations
…nope
Don’t worry, just 13 more weeks of that
The gymternet last year: Whyyyyy are there so many 10s?
The gymternet this year: Whereeee are all the 10s?
Anyway, Helen Hu got the season’s first, and we were like
But judging inconsistencies had everyone like
Come for Malabuyo tripping, stay for Chiles…getting electrocuted I think?
Walk it off…walk it off
Did you know the beam is only four inches wide?
