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Hi, there was a literal fire at the Georgia meet
The suspect is still at large
But the bouncer is on it
LSU beat #1 Oklahoma with a 198
But fell in the rankings
And Chio is out 4-6 weeks with a pinched hair
Oklahoma was fine with everything that happened
And now they host Florida on Friday
Anyway, in a single weekend, we doubled the season total for 10s
When you know she didn’t stick
And now you have to take her back to the shelter
“I’m sorry, is that an 8-shaped number after the dot? Did she fall?”
In rankings news, we’ve switched over to NQS
Which means you can drop your weaker vault days
And actually over half the routines you did just won’t even count
It’s what they call dancing to different beats
WWAS: What Would Armine Say

