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Gymnasts continued to be excellent at high fives this week
Showing a 10 for 10 hit rate on larynxes
And joining a long and storied history of celebratory full face punches
Very long
Very storied
Spawning spinoffs like the Eye Claw
The Elbow Knockout
And the highly risky Full Coach Demolition
The coordination is difficult to master
And timing is everything
Resulting in many falls along the way
Even on championship teams
Some balk
Or decline
Linked by historians to ancestral trauma from the Martha head tap
You do at least have to pretend it was an accident though
