Welcome to the 1998 Reese’s Cup.
Or, sorry, the Reese’s International Gymnastics Cup.
SO MANY NATIONS. I CAN BARELY COUNT THEM ALL.
1 – USA
And I’m done. REAL SHAME THE SENEGALESE TEAM DIDN’T MAKE THE TV EDIT.
The Magnificent Seven (left) receive flowers from the Polygamy Tragedy Six (right).
Dearest Dominique,
You look like you probably wear a XXL.
Yours always,
The 1990s
OMG THEY’RE BOTH NAMED DOMINIQUE SO WE SHOULD PUT THEM ON A TEAM TOGETHER AND CALL IT “THE UNIQUES” BECAUSE DOMINIQUE ENDS IN -NIQUE JUST LIKE UNIQUE.
Elfi: Dominique, how did you decide on the name “The Uniques”?
Dom: This is the first I’m learning of it, Cheryl
“It’ll be fun,” she said miserably.
Kim Zmeskal: Stolen
AMANDA STOP THROWING COCAINE AT EVERYONE.
Shannon: I got the best team
Everyone: You know this is just a weird exhibition, so it doesn’t, like…
Shannon: I GOT THE BEST TEAM
And a rhythmic for Kristie Phillips, bye.
We begin on beam with Dominique Celine Moceanu 90s, who has selected “My Heart Will Go On” because of…that’s like a thing right now and you have to. Continue reading 1998 Reese’s Cup: Eat A Butt