Love practicing my PBars next to a precarious glass of sludge
See a doctor, Teri
MYYYYYYYYYYY SOUP, BITCH
When you get shaded by your own commercial
Bounty is NOT over the 2007 team final
In this house, we have pictures of Shannon Miller, Amanda Borden, and no others
And read all those newspaper articles about only these two specific athletes together
From the Kerri Strug Isn’t Famous Gazette
Remember Mary Lee?
Ah yes, the words “cream” and “wheat”
I can only imagine the fond gymnastics memories those words bring back
…Ew?
Oh Amanda…
You actually have to eat it though
Yes looks delicious
Remember that time Simone made everyone eat Tide Pods?
And then killed that girl?
Hey, we all know what was up with those flowers
Every woman for herself
And, I mean, let’s encourage female confidence in all its forms
But no one wants to hear about your down-below troubles Shawn
Seriously
Did anyone read this script?
Because
And I have some serious questions for Sheryl Shade
A highly debatable claim, Ortega
