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This week...
Everything went very great
Michigan’s floor might be made of soup
And then their season got postponed
Oklahoma staged a beam walk-out
While trying to qualify to Four on the Floor
So the rankings were like
And there was no saving it
The Pac-12 teams greeted the sixth member of their lineups
Chae Campbell’s hand was ghosts
So Jack Black had to do Miss Val Eyes
And Pauline Tratz went, “Earthlings celebrate bars like……”
Overall, vault was a buttface
The mat was lava
And everyone definitely understood what their coach was on about
But at least Elizabeth Culton communed with the feline world
Rylie Mundell taught Intro to Applied Tkatchevs
And Michelle Obama knows who Nia Dennis is
