2024 began with Denver being introduced as “the Denver Broncos”
So the season started great
Oh no wait
Meanwhile, Georgia and LSU said, “We’re staying healthy this time!”
And I challenge this 9.6 for Emily Shepard due to rogue foot sabotage
On behalf of my client, we submit The Gutsu Defense
Everyone spent months of preseason perfecting the new Megan Rapinoe finishing position rules
Then got into the meet and went
But Denver said, “When in doubt, count it out.”
And North Carolina said, “Instead of 1 person for 3 seconds, how about 3 people for 1 second.“
And Alabama said, “Thanks, I hate it.”
“No seriously I hate it. I’m switching to swimming.”
The Super 16 got Mean Girls as a title sponsor this year
It’s almost like they see some correlation between gymnerds and using Mean Girls quotes as a substitute for an actual personality
Anyway, I’m not like a regular coach, I’m a cool coach
On the call, Jess and DD 6% knew what was going on at any given time
And quickly had to call for reinforcements
Bringing in Jordan Chiles to gently Only Murders their dynamic
But then DD said that eMjae Frazier had an exotic look, so
