2024 began with Denver being introduced as “the Denver Broncos”

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So the season started great

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Oh no wait

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Meanwhile, Georgia and LSU said, “We’re staying healthy this time!”

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And I challenge this 9.6 for Emily Shepard due to rogue foot sabotage

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On behalf of my client, we submit The Gutsu Defense

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Everyone spent months of preseason perfecting the new Megan Rapinoe finishing position rules

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Then got into the meet and went

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But Denver said, “When in doubt, count it out.”

And North Carolina said, “Instead of 1 person for 3 seconds, how about 3 people for 1 second.“

And Alabama said, “Thanks, I hate it.”

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“No seriously I hate it. I’m switching to swimming.”

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The Super 16 got Mean Girls as a title sponsor this year

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It’s almost like they see some correlation between gymnerds and using Mean Girls quotes as a substitute for an actual personality

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Anyway, I’m not like a regular coach, I’m a cool coach

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On the call, Jess and DD 6% knew what was going on at any given time

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And quickly had to call for reinforcements

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Bringing in Jordan Chiles to gently Only Murders their dynamic

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But then DD said that eMjae Frazier had an exotic look, so

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