This week…

American democracy was like

And this is just normal behavior now

But it was easier and more fun to gymnastics

So we did this instead

Griffin James forgot to salute

Everything is too hard

Don’t look at me, and pretend it never happened

Honestly, why is the world upside down?

I give up

Seriously I’m out

Somebody catch me

DISTANCE FROM ME RIGHT NOW

I mean…what else is there to do?

As if somehow the show knew that we would be so starved for gymnastics that we would take anything—the season 3 premiere of Killing Eve introduced us to our new assassin handler, who also happens to be a former gymnast.

I mean obvi. It’s the natural career path. How did it take us even three seasons to get here?

Nastia, let’s do this thing, is what I’m saying…

Anyway, we meet our new favorite Dasha via backstory…

This week…

Nia Dennis’s floor routine went viral

Maddie Karr forgot she wasn’t on the beam anymore

Cristal Isa would rather go down with the ship than give up that stick

Lexi Graber invented the stagstand on bars

Too bad Kathy Johnson already held the patent

I blame the bars

Eh, most of those pieces are extras

Trinity Thomas moved into first place in the AA rankings

Washington became UCLA so gradually no one even noticed

So Cal had to become Oklahoma

We willed Maggie Nichols back from injury for a 39.825

And Oklahoma has gone 198.4 at its last two home meets

Michigan’s two highest scores ever have come in the last two weeks

We’re on pace for the most 10s since 2004

And now senior nights are coming

Meanwhile, Waller is just doing it for the GIFs at this point