Skye embodied the true spirit of Winter Cup
And everyone else embodied what if I just sit here on the mat and don’t
Except DiCello, who was like
Hey Suni, when are we finding out who got what assignments?
Also apparently Armine fell off the podium and there wasn’t even a camera to see it so
I’m artistry checklist!
Anyway, the average floor execution score was 7.5
And the college judges were like, jeez nerd just party with us
Now, where was I…
Oh that’s right, NCAA. So, Emma fought the bat invasion
Salutes in mirror are closer than they appear
And actually it’s white smoke, signaling the selection of a new DD
I agree with Chae
10% of all teams got a program record in this one, single weekend
Including Oklahoma’s 198.675
But BooBarbie was the only one who really earned it
Anyway, what do you call a warm-blooded vertebrate who does a double Y spin?
