Skye embodied the true spirit of Winter Cup

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And everyone else embodied what if I just sit here on the mat and don’t

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Except DiCello, who was like

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Hey Suni, when are we finding out who got what assignments?

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Also apparently Armine fell off the podium and there wasn’t even a camera to see it so

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I’m artistry checklist!

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Anyway, the average floor execution score was 7.5

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And the college judges were like, jeez nerd just party with us

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Now, where was I…

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Oh that’s right, NCAA. So, Emma fought the bat invasion

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Salutes in mirror are closer than they appear

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And actually it’s white smoke, signaling the selection of a new DD

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I agree with Chae

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10% of all teams got a program record in this one, single weekend

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Including Oklahoma’s 198.675

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But BooBarbie was the only one who really earned it

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Anyway, what do you call a warm-blooded vertebrate who does a double Y spin?

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