This is saluting now

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Define “needing” a dismount

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“So then we put on sparkly spandex, and the giant hog men dance behind us, and NO I DO NOT belong in an institution”

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Anyway, Arkansas has defeated LSU and Florida and is last in the conference

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Cal beat Stanford with a 10 on the final routine at Nerd Fight

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Choreography made the beam angry. Be acro or be nothing.

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And if Jade doesn’t get a 10 soon, this beaver is going to gnaw a bitch

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“Did someone say we’re getting tattoos and going to Wendy’s?”

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…Dad says not until we clean the garage…

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She didn’t fall. She just slowly melted.

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When you do Connections with zero mistakes and deserve a treat

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Same

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We’re all doing “I can’t look” February

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Brian got caught in the line of fives

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And Bart got caught in the line of tens

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I mean, no one could have anticipated she’d be tumbling into the corner

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Stab it. STAB IT.

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