Aiko Sugihara led off the beam final and was perfect and scored 14.066

So that was that

Conclusion of gymnastics meet

Because the rest of the field was like

Even Kaylia got all Bermuda Triangle just thinking about it

Bohdana Kovalova actually had it going for a second but then wanted to try a tour jete 1/2 and we were like

And she was like, K I won’t

Leila Vasilieva said, la la la just one full turn between me and everlasting glory

NVM, I’ll be over here on the open ground

Whenever someone Russian beams so hard she misses the whole entire mat, the pedestrians are always like

And the rest of us are like

Meanwhile over on men’s vault:
This is my little house, I live here now

TFW you hit well for a 7.333 E score

Sadly, she didn’t account for her large Saturday Night Fever deduction

Lea Quaas did an artistry

Showing an obvious character and thematic arc

The men were like, oh but also art, us too now. I am 1/2-twisting Bambi

Nakashima said the real fascism is edges

But also my wolf has leprosy

It’s a serious problem

AND NOW, the Interstitial Dance Ladies Of Germany present: A Choo Choo Train

Arizona Business Formal

A Sexual Jellyfish

Anyway, here is your glass orb of world domination, goodbye

Feel free to go all Surfin’ USA on floor now because you won the good one