They say without judging oversight, college gymnastics is just The Wild West….
…hmmmm….
…starring Suzanne Yoculan as Annie Oakley
Maggie Ringsalot as The Heiress
Jamison Sears as Damsel in Distress
Janelle McDonald as Saloon Dancer #2
Low Bar as The Missing Woman
High Bar as The Runaway Train Car
Leanne’s Switch Mount as The Second Victim
Bear Head as Bear Head: The Mysterious Masked Bandit
West Virginia’s Floor Music as The Shootout
Actually Putting On That Damn Bear Head as The Fatal Flaw
UCLA v Michigan State as The Twist Ending
Liz Crandall-Howell as Townswoman Whose Water Supply Has Finally Been Saved
Jordan Chiles as The Water Supply
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Crying… this is incredible Spencer!!
These are great! Thanks for your time and effort!
Some of your best work.
Do you know how pissed Marsden, Kondos Fields, and Patterson would be if Suzanne got the lead in a college gymnastics production?!?! I need a Real Housewives gymnastics edition.
OMG YESSSSSSSSSSS
Could we add D-D and Jay to your edition of the RHoCG (Real Housewives of College Gymnastics) as well as Tim Garrison? I need D-D to pop up at least once an episode with one of her Louisiana bon mots – and Jay and Tim to have one of their dads-at-the-HOA-meeting arguments (as Spencer so beautifully described one of their interactions 😂)
I am DYING at West Virginia’s floor music!
SO clever!
I cannot imagine putting on that bear head. and everyone seems to take it off as quickly as possible
Jordan is indeed the water supply hahahaha
Spencer!!! There was a Week 6 gif in UCLA @ Washington of Emily Lee having a big mouth open and arms up reaction to Ciena (I think?) on beam and I would reallllly love it as a GIF <3