This year’s selection show was like

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And it was an hour long

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All the qualified teams gathered in front of phones to dance about their names being said

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And act like we didn’t already know where all the teams were going based on a predetermined formula and geographical rules

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Except Oklahoma was all

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If you missed it, there was generally a lot of this

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And I could have used more this

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Where was the segment where Clemson tells us what they really think of their play-in demotion?

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Where was the segment where Cal tells us what they think of going to Alabama?

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In the end, 28 teams made the regional semifinals

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Another 8 were dropped into the play-ins

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And all the other teams have been disappeared until next season

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Over at the conference championships, four judges per event meant it was harder to get 10s

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“No no, TWO 10s, that’s all I said you could give out!”

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Chloe wrote the answer key on the top of her feet

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We watched with bated breath to see if Davis’s last routine would be enough to pass a 195.835 NQS

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Balance checks were for standing on the floor

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Georgia got a 0.2 team deduction

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Stanford called upon nature

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And it won them the ACC Championship

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And who has a belly buttonnnnnn? You do!