The Balance Beam Situation

Because gymnastics is a comedy, not a drama

Things That Are Actually Good

I’m so pleased that we can welcome back scoring controversy in all its glory this year. Sure, we’ve had crazy scores over the past couple of years (we always do), but it was much more isolated to specific meets or specific locations. Now, we’re getting it so intensely all over the country to the point where Greg Marsden had to comment on the inconsistency. It feels like it’s been a few years since it’s been this fun. Just me?

I never want to give the impression that I am ever upset or frustrated by crazy scores. I live for them. Where would we be without them? But, if you’re tired of thinking about these scores and their tentative relationship with visual reality, I understand. I therefore submit the following soothing bar routines for your enjoyment:

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