The Balance Beam Situation

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Wolf Turn Triple (Mitchell) (Floor Exercise)

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Event
Balance beam

Skill type
Turn

Known as
Wolf turn triple
Tuck turn triple
Triple wolf
AH MY EYES. MY EYES.

Named after
Lauren Mitchell (AUS)

About
Invented by Lauren Mitchell out of spite for that time we made fun of her floor choreography, the triple wolf is a dastardly scheme to gain pounds and pounds of delicious D score by performing a double wolf turn but, instead of stopping after two turns, waving your arms for a while and somehow chugging along for an extra turn through sheer force of will and nothing else. It is 95% heinous, 95% of the time.

Value
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