Someone yelled pop off, and the beam said “HERE I GO!”

But Leanne got to redo her dismount

Jay said, “Hello camera, try not being on the vault runway please“

But also maybe not there

Now it’s perfect

Sum up 10 weeks of gymnastics

Now tell me how you really feel

Who says the college salute is dead?

It looked for a while like Haleigh Bryant would get a 40 at a meet no one could see

While Michigan State moved right past Michigan

And UCLA got road score stuck in their eye

Down came the rain and washed the spider out?

Out came the sun and dried up all the rain?

Meanwhile, Kathy Johnson said she was being retired as irrelevant, and we were like

ESPN, I think you meant

It was a “10”

In conclusion

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