This week…

We entered the melt season

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One member of each team must check under the beam for monsters

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You can never be over the line if you take the line with you

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And if you don’t stick like this, have you truly stucken?

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In this house, we stan an honest beamer

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But “teammate” means always telling her it was a stick

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Trinity decided to live the rest of her life as a podium

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Oklahoma got a 0.1 neutral team deduction

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We tried waving the code of points to get the NCAA judges’ attention

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But they were like

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Meanwhile in elite, this counted as a broken connection

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And the judges were like

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One day you’re world beam champion, the next day…

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Meanwhile, the regionals selection ceremony was a completely hidden, 17-minute press release

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Also, they put Chloe Negrete into two different regionals representing two different schools

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And introduced us to Dahry-Dahryion Gobourne

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And mispronounced Kupets

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In the end, #28 Arizona has to do the play-ins while #29 West Virginia doesn’t

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But because of the importance of geography, the Long Island individuals go to UCLA

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But remember, it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how many mats you trip on along the way

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