This week…
We entered the melt season

One member of each team must check under the beam for monsters

You can never be over the line if you take the line with you

And if you don’t stick like this, have you truly stucken?

In this house, we stan an honest beamer

But “teammate” means always telling her it was a stick

Trinity decided to live the rest of her life as a podium

Oklahoma got a 0.1 neutral team deduction

We tried waving the code of points to get the NCAA judges’ attention

But they were like

Meanwhile in elite, this counted as a broken connection

And the judges were like

One day you’re world beam champion, the next day…

Meanwhile, the regionals selection ceremony was a completely hidden, 17-minute press release

Also, they put Chloe Negrete into two different regionals representing two different schools

And introduced us to Dahry-Dahryion Gobourne

And mispronounced Kupets

In the end, #28 Arizona has to do the play-ins while #29 West Virginia doesn’t

But because of the importance of geography, the Long Island individuals go to UCLA

But remember, it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how many mats you trip on along the way

What was Oklahoma’s neutral deduction for?
competing out of order
Too much intensity & zero fun.
Team members going out of order in rotation.
The telephone sound effects in Smith’s floor.