Society: You must give your kids space to grow
Moms: **lean exactly 4 cm to the right**

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The GymNasties were suddenly the…AcroBaddies

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Which was giving

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Maryland said Pride is not a slogan, it’s an ensemble

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Jay deeply misunderstood what they meant by “cupping therapy”

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And Bailey Bunn didn’t trip a single laser in the bank vault

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Meanwhile, 7 teams headed to Tennessee like

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And the judges were like

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They all scored program records at the same time

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And the top teams were like, UM

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Finish position now includes deductions for tongue presentation

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And excessive use of upside down

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Find someone who looks at your double pike like

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TFW everyone’s heading to lunch but you’re the Emerald Countess of the North

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Jim Watson announced that he wanted to be a furry

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And we were like

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0.05 amplitude — 0.05 lack of relevé — lovely layout position — 0.10 lack of personal style

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Annnnnd…got her!

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