We had a Carpal 10nnel Syndrome flareup at the judges table
Emily heard about Emma’s World Cup travel schedule
And LSU was like, some of these pieces are probably extra
Triggering
And WHY isn’t Wieber out here calling it a conspiracy to take away their bars rhythm???
Be honest, when you heard KJ Johnson’s vault broke the whole meet, you imagined more like
Meanwhile, Leanne debuted the switch split slip sit
There is a coordinated campaign against Haleigh Bryant’s 10s
And be sure you’re aware of the symptoms of bacterial 9.975-with-a-full-hop
Maloney to Pak
Anyway, just checking in on the finish position deduction after week 5
As a judge yourself, how do you think all this is going?
A fall is 0.5 and you have to wear a mini muumuu
But also
A stick!
I don’t know, I’m worried this shiny golden crown is too subtle
That’s better
Oh oops did I get another beam 10 this week
the Maloney to Pak thing just ended me 🤣
Emma & Emily: Excellent Girlfriend Routine! No deductions!