We had a Carpal 10nnel Syndrome flareup at the judges table

Emily heard about Emma’s World Cup travel schedule

And LSU was like, some of these pieces are probably extra

Triggering

And WHY isn’t Wieber out here calling it a conspiracy to take away their bars rhythm???

Be honest, when you heard KJ Johnson’s vault broke the whole meet, you imagined more like

Meanwhile, Leanne debuted the switch split slip sit

There is a coordinated campaign against Haleigh Bryant’s 10s

And be sure you’re aware of the symptoms of bacterial 9.975-with-a-full-hop

Maloney to Pak

Anyway, just checking in on the finish position deduction after week 5

As a judge yourself, how do you think all this is going?

A fall is 0.5 and you have to wear a mini muumuu

But also

A stick!

I don’t know, I’m worried this shiny golden crown is too subtle

That’s better

Oh oops did I get another beam 10 this week

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