AHHHHHHHHH Leotard Ads from the 80s September 14, 2021 balancebeamsituation 4 Comments Now, with my DEEP OVERALLS, I feel more confident. I want a leo that makes me say, “Where’d that puddle come from?” Every Christmastime I think, what if this candy cane had sleeves? Caution tape makes the occasion. Leg Up Linda thinks this is what sex is. Do the butterflies need to be flying directly out of my crotch? “The Outer Limits of Quality” does not mean what you think it means. Hey we drew some dicks on the bottom of your leo. Glad that’s what you wanted. Straight from East Germany’s finest fashion houses comes…YELLOW! Just three chill buds naturally enjoying their high white belts It was theater camp’s worst summer yet Their impending abduction is for the best The Red Band Trailer is OUT So functional, you can mime cutting a steak! It’s called misdirection. Point AWAY from the striped boobs. Brenda farted. Cherie can tell. Green Gretchen, stand in the corner and think about why you didn’t get a hoop Cool girls wear a scrunchie on their elbow with two flowers in it.Middle Janie has NO IDEA there’s a flower coming out of her butt. Comfort, style, and ease meet in this bloody windsock Let’s give three arrows to my Down Below Problem Same, Chrissie. Same. Ooooh, I just love how inside out it feels! The Estelle’s Tea Cozy Collection was a big seller Carla, it’s terminal One of those classic all purpose dance-class-to-1740s-Vampire-Wife-Auction looks Who says you can’t be a court jester AND patriotic? Bottom Right Bobbi was NOT invited You have the zipper. You have the hazmat bodice. There’s only one thing left to do: Touch butts. Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:Like Loading...
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Excellent work as always, Spencer.
I feel proud of having sparked this by tweeting the 1989 picture.
Ummmmm the one on the far left in “theater camp’s worst summer” was 100% my middle school gymnastics team leotard in 1990 (in a slightly different color scheme).
Some of those prints later went on to become Lularoe leggings
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