2022 got started like
And everyone was on High Alert Lookout for meet cancellations
But then Michigan went all “I woke up like this”
And Suni kicked off her college career
Still, everyone else was feeling a little
And that was even before Morgan Hurd had ACL surgery
Meanwhile, the floor was a mud trick
So feet became fully optional
Georgia opened the season a little…
And Greg Marsden went on Twitter like
So then Suzanne Yoculan went on Facebook like
And we were all like
Oh look, Oklahoma got back-to-back 10s on vault
In a proper stag jump, one should also be doing the antlers
While a proper college salute is done mid-hug, after Sarah reminds you
And really, who’s to say it wasn’t choreography
Also, Nellie Kim is going to start judging NCAA
Can someone please explain the Suzanne Yoculan response to me in detail? I saw Greg Maraden’s Twitter post, and I am dying to know what Suze did on Facebook.
To quote CollegeGymNews – “But for fairness I’ll award an unofficial “Won Facebook for the Week” award for Suzanne Yoculan, who wasted no time calling Greg a dickhead. Her phrasing, not mine.”
Thank you for making my life better, Spencer. Your GIFs always make my week.
Has anyone else noticed how many gymnasts have forgotten to salute at the end of a routine in these first 2 weeks?!? It’s been like at least 1 in every major meet I’ve watched lol. Just a shame some get away with it and some don’t. Oh that judging consistency!